"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
- Frank Zappa

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
- Carl Zwanzig

"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath."
- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

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