"A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it."
- Evelyn Vaugh - British novelist - on hearing that Randolph Churchill had had a non-cancerous lung removed

"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."
- Judith Viorst

"Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary."
- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good

"Anything too stupid to be said, is sung."
- Voltaire

"The superfluous is very necessay."

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

"There's no secret. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left."
- Bill Vukovich - US Race driver - Explaining his success at the Indianapolis 500.

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