"If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances."
"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."
"The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf."
"The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west."
- Unknown history student
"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
"This is a free country, madam. We have the right to share your privacy in a public place."
- Peter Ustinov - British actor
"British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps."
- Peter Ustinov
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