"If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances."
- Unknown

"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."
- Unknown

"The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf."
- Unknown

"The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west."
- Unknown history student

"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate

"This is a free country, madam. We have the right to share your privacy in a public place."
- Peter Ustinov - British actor

"British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps."
- Peter Ustinov

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