"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand..."
- Peter Oakley

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher."
- Flannery O'Connor

"A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail."
- Jerry Ogdin

"The last good thing to be written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon."
- Jerry Olson

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home."
- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future

Olmstead's Law:
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

"Plaese porrf raed."
- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
- Aristotle Onassis

"The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders."
- P. J. O'Rourke

"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."
- P. J. O'Rourke

"Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union."
- P.J. O'Rourke

"After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
- P.J. O'Rourke

"He was an embittered atheist (the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him).
- George Orwell - British novelist - "Down and out of Paris and London" Ch. 30

"Before the first atomic bomb test, scientists took the time to calculate whether the blast would ignite the nitrogen in Earth's atmosphere and incinerate us all. The risk was low and the test went off, but Rees wonders what the odds would have had to be to discourage the bomb makers."
- Dennis Overbye, from NY Times article "'Our Final Hour': Global Warning" (05/18/2003) on the book 'Our Final Hour' by Martin Rees

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
- Peter O'Toole

"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."
- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London




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