"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
- Ogden Nash

"Women would rather be right than reasonable."
- Ogden Nash

"I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned."
- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom Is"

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

- Ogden Nash

"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot."
- Ramon Maria Nanvaez - Spanish general and political leader - said on deathbed when a priest asked if he forgave his enemies.

"We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report."
- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa

"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."
- John Von Neuman

"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."
- Alfred E. Newman

"The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos."
- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

"Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies."
- David Nichols

"Woman was God's second mistake."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I would have made a good Pope. "
- Richard Nixon, U.S. President

"I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes."
- Richard Nixon, U.S. President

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