The Funny Quotes Archive V3

<BODY> <p>Welcome to <a href="contents.html">The Funny Quotes Archive-V3</a>!</p> <p>If you're seeing this page, somehow your browser doesn't support frames, but don't fret! You can still navigate the site just fine!</p> <P> Here you will find roughly 885 quotes, all typed, alphabetized, reviewed, and chosen, by a single hand -- namely the limp and weakly spasming one I'm using to write this page. Since I possess few typing skills, I am almost positive that there are some typos, or even repetitions of quotes, in here. <strong>If you come across any errors, repeated quotes, typos, misattributions, things of that sort, please contact me!</strong> I know they're in there! I'm hardly perfect and these things happen.</P> <P>Quick Browse:</P> <p><TABLE> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-a.html">-A-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-b.html">-B-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-c.html">-C-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-d.html">-D-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-e.html">-E-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-f.html">-F-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-g.html">-G-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-h.html">-H-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-i.html">-I-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-j.html">-J-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-k.html">-K-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-l.html">-L-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-m.html">-M-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-n.html">-N-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-o.html">-O-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-p.html">-P-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-q.html">-Q-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-r.html">-R-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-s.html">-S-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-t.html">-T-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-u.html">-U-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-v.html">-V-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-w.html">-W-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-x.html">-X-</a></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><a href="quotes-y.html">-A-</a></TD> <TD><a href="quotes-z.html">-A-</a></TD> <TD>^_^</TD> </TR> </TABLE> <p> <a href="topic-love.html" target="main">Love & Marriage</a> | <a href="topic-men.html" target="main">Men</a> | <a href="topic-places.html" target="main">Places</a> | <a href="topic-politics.html" target="main">Politics</a> | <a href="topic-science.html" target="main">Science & Tech</a> | <a href="topic-women.html" target="main">Women</a> </p> <script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> <script type="text/javascript"> _uacct = "UA-534295-1"; urchinTracker(); </script> </BODY>